Hey there you, thanks for visiting my blog. My name is Emily and I am 18, from L.A. I post things I like or find interesting or funny and what-not. Feel free to ask me anything; advice, personal questions, or if you just feel like getting something off your chest. Enjoy :)

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  • The Guardian: Any advice for a 21-year-old who hates their job and has the possibility of traveling the world? And has a boyfriend that they like. (This is for a friend.)
  • Rob Delaney: Go do it. Fuck him. Is he a guy in his 20s? Then he's the least significant type of person on the planet. A male in their 20s? Run in the opposite direction. Nothing he says matters; his fears, his hopes his dreams are garbage. Men in their 20s are the worst thing happening on our planet. Go, go to Uzbekistan, go to South Korea, just go anywhere he isn't because men in their 20s are bad for young women.
  • The Guardian: So what do women in their 20s do?
  • Rob Delaney: Masturbate. Date other women for a while. Use men sexually for a while but don't ever invite their opinion or be bound to them in any way.
Posted on Wednesday, 19 June with 5,344 notes.  

strifeanddeath:

shalrath:

But i’m a crepe

i’m a weirdough

what the hell am i doughing here

i doughnut belong here

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f4lconpunch:

i will always be in love with this photo more than any other photo EVER.